- everybody else: you cant make everything about the hunger games
- me: is that a challenge
Anonymous said: Oh a double wedding! Now that's something I would like to see. I want front row seats too! So romantic! And they'll eat pizzas too!
Yes, it’ll be super romantic.
Reverend Goop will preside over the ceremony in her organic linens and after the four way exchange of vows small white doves will be released to mark this blessed occasion.
Let us not forget about the reception. Oh my lord the variety of pizzas that will be served! And Chris Martin delighting the crowd with his soft croons after he reminds everyone he has a tour coming up. And Claudia and her mom and all her friends at one table. Josh at the other. Such love much romance.
Jen ends up giving Josh a lap dance but it was friendly and really that’s none of anyone’s business and how dare you question the legitimacy of anything presented conveniently by the media. Jesus Christ.